My blog….exciting and new.

….come aboard….we’re expecting you. ALL THINGS BLOWHARD!!!! Soon I’ll be writing another blog….All things blowhard…maybe I'll write it about my dog???

So I moved my blog. There are a few reasons why that you probably don’t care about but I’m going to bore you with the details anyway. Besides I like the drama of making this sound like a really huge decision that required the buy in from a bunch of different people when in actuality it was just me and my imaginary friend Gitmo that decided to pull the trigger on this baby. So without further ado…

Reason 1: LiveBlog on Facebook sucks. Currently anyone who wants to read my blog (which I peg that number at 174 which is the current number of friends I have on Facebook) has to install the LiveBlog app on their Facebook profile and that’s stupid. I never install apps on Facebook. I have so many vampire mafia war zombie farming requests sitting in my Notifications area right now, I ignore them all. It would seem a tad silly of me to force that upon others.

Reason 2: I now have a kick ass url. I was at a BBQ a couple of weekends ago when my beautiful wife mentioned to some folks that I had a blog. Of course everyone instantly wanted to know about it and how they could get to it. Coyly I said that it was on Facebook and that was the only way that it could be accessed. I felt pretty stupid. That would be like someone saying I was an awesome photographer (which I am by the way) and when everyone would ask to see some of my work I would respond “Well I could show you but you would need a View-Master…and some of those little disk thingies...which I think have a couple that slipped between the back seat of my mom’s car….DAMMIT.” You get the picture (wink).

Reason 3: I can now access my blog via my mobile cellular telephone device. Wow. How cool is that? Let’s say I’m at Taco Bell on my lunch break (like I am every day) and the line is super long (like it is every day) and I am waiting in that line for like 20 minutes and when I finally get close to the front of that line the guy in front of me doesn’t know what he wants. God. First of all dude, we were in line for like 20 minutes, figure it out!!! Second, just get what I get every day, 5 Volcano tacos and call it good. Jeez. Well now I can blog about that while it’s still fresh in my mind.

“Excuse me sir, can I take your order.”

“In a minute, can’t you see I’m doing something important here?”

So those are my reasons. If you are wondering if I’m going to move all of my old blog entries off of Facebook over to here. No. No I’m not.